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A Sentient Burrito in constant existential crisis

https://justmytoots.com/@burritozen@beige.party

A self professed #breadslut and shitposter. (Do we call it sharting on here?) I escaped bluesky and also left twitter well before it became x.

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What could possibly go wrong here....

I'm rarely serious, unless I am. You should notice the difference. Unless you can't. I crochet, knit, paint and draw. Sometimes it's good. Though sometimes not. I sell them. I keep some as well.

Does anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation bc *gestures at everything*.

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All of my faces are tired

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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now

mainly here to shitpost, but i sometimes post amateur photography or my dog or heartfelt personal reflections

"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

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I’m Jason. I’m average. He/They

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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics.

🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓

 I foster #CKCS. Spoonie. Queer.

she/her

justmytoots.com/@momercury@jorts.horse

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unserious • she/her • 33 • here for a #fuckaas time

pfp: up close selfie of sophia, a white brunette woman, laying in the sun holding up her tinted pink framed glasses and peeking underneath them smiling at camera. she has thin blue bathing suit straps on her shoulders and a red scrunchie on her wrist.

banner: screenshot of fleabag scene where fleabag and hot priest are walking on a busy sidewalk and she says to hot priest, "do not make me an optimist, you will ruin my life."

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Writer. Dreamer. Trans. Lesbian. She/her.

Former Bluesky freak, known for weekly bans, mass refollowings, and death threats to libs and nazis.

Starting over and looking to chill out a bit.

If I read it, I fave it. It's a like button and fuck you.

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Big old lefty. Non-Binary, AuDHD, general purpose nerd. Two of those I only figured out when I hit my forties.

Currently in the south of England with my partner @DJDarren and our two cats Molly and Milo.

I’ve got a few chronic conditions which make me grumpy at times.

To be clear -
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Non Binary People exist
Black Lives Matter
Fuck The Tories

Don’t be a dick.

Toots to be read in Matt Berry’s voice.

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not your mother’s® favorite poster

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What if barbie was raised by lesbians? 🚬
Gamer, reader, swimmer.
I go to a different continent

Currently playing: RE7 & Clair Obscur

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Walking contradiction and general misfit.
Older than the internet but young enough to understand it
Software QA Engineer by trade.
TTRPG player and creator.

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Doug… jump scare

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