About Joe Maristela

Amateur philosopher trapped in a tech consultant’s body #MasterOfNone. Regularly distracted by deep thoughts about consciousness, dark matter, and UFOs #ProbablyNotAnAlien. Creator of projects that will revolutionize the world… just as soon as I figure out what they actually do #Rolodexter. Half my brain is in the blockchain, the other half is debating if NDEs prove anything at all #CtrlZLife. Still holding out hope for first contact—preferably before my next Zoom call #UnverifiedLegend.

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