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I was once called the terror that quacks in the night.
Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
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No particular order to any part of my life.

Follow me for clever tricks, miserable advice, and pedantic tomfoolery.

AVI: Poorly drawn beige duck on a white background with his eyebrows furrowed.

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Computer Nerd, Airplane Nerd, Computer/Airplane Nerd.

I was globally indigent for about a decade, but slowed down my pace in 2017. I’m not quite ready to completely settle down, but the idea of roots is appealing.

My opinions are my own, nothing here is an endorsement.

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Here to explore.

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Yorkshire expat 🇬🇧 living in Toronto 🇨🇦 musing about the things I find interesting. Mainly construction, tech, food & drink.

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David Funk. Former chef, caterer, Feeder of Dorm Children, activist. Married (legally when available) for many years to sweet Thai man.

Live in El Paso, TX, also have a little condo, family and friends in Bangkok.

Speak and read/write Thai somewhat poorly (ฉันสามารถพูด อ่าน เขียนภาษาไทยได้). Live in El Paso and don't speak spanish. Swell.
Migrated here from DFunk@mastodon.aol (RIP)

Pronouns: He, Him, Anachronism

Blog: https://davidnkeng.wordpress.com
#fedi22

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I was once called the terror that quacks in the night and I'm damn proud of it.
Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
Call me: He/Him/Michael/Arrogant Jackass.
No particular order.

Follow me for clever tricks, miserable advice, and pedantic tomfoolery.

If I post about politics, I assiduously tag with USPol.

Header Image: Black box.
Avatar: Adobe Firefly generated golden duck on a pond with a castle in the background.

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Michelle Wilson

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