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you're damn right I have to piss, the doctors put me on two different diuretics and I chase them with coffee

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I toot something nice every hour. Send them to a friend that needs a pick me up!

Created and managed by @pixiecatsupreme

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I am on an extended social media break so they’ll be a lot of schedule posts and I’ll be slow to check notifications. Since I’m on a social media break, send me an email

I’m a blind and gay romance writer that loves fiction podcasts, audiobooks, cookies, and cats! I follow more hashtags than people. Because I take frequent social media breaks, the best way to reach me quickly is via my website or email.

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If you're reading this bio, you need to stop what you're doing and check out my Substack newsletter at the link below 👇

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Derek Schmitz

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