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Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
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No particular order to any part of my life.

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AVI: Poorly drawn beige duck on a white background with his eyebrows furrowed.

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I watch the bird site so you don't have to. News from real news sources not owned by the corporations. Proudly upholding the Constitution. Donald Trump is a clear and present danger to America and the world. #MedicareForAll #BasicIncome #Fightfor15 #GreenNewDeal

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Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
Call me: He/Him/Michael/Arrogant Jackass.
No particular order.

Follow me for clever tricks, miserable advice, and pedantic tomfoolery.

If I post about politics, I assiduously tag with USPol.

Header Image: Black box.
Avatar: Adobe Firefly generated golden duck on a pond with a castle in the background.

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