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TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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"Take away my wisdom and my categories!"
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ALT TEXT is my love language
AI is my hate language

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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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An early 40's bay area mom of two, queer, leftist, anarchist, programmer, technowitch.

Avatar by https://socel.net/@heyheymomo
Banner by me

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my mom fucked a bat

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Minneapolis non-comedian

Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.

"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine

(he/him)

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I’m Jason. I’m average. He/They

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Terminally Irony Poisoned

Pronouns: She/Her
Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier

I do occasionally go NC-17

Toots are always OC
Replies might not be

https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse

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we're the Dream Weavers, a plural collective and coven. Rex, Cody, Xyla, Little Stacey, Emmet, Hilde, Portia, Mama Stacey, and Weaver.

we do tarot readings, $15 for a 3 card spread.

DMs are ok but if you're gonna be weird please be a good weird.

avatar: a Baby Yoda doll sitting in a pumpkin wearing an orange pumpkin beanie.

banner: old newspaper article that reads: People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn a turtle bit off a cop's toe in the Hudson River.

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A Sentient Burrito in constant existential crisis

https://justmytoots.com/@burritozen@beige.party

A self professed #breadslut and shitposter. (Do we call it sharting on here?) I escaped bluesky and also left twitter well before it became x.

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Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow the NFL, Eagles 🏆and 49ers, and MLB Phillies. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from

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Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

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