childless cat parent who paws at network engineering :neocat_laptop:

I have been called the Dr. House of IT by my coworkers

I am the dazzle at the heart of the Fediverse. I am the glint in the eyes of the mad. I am the last thing you see before you fall into the abyss.

enby, they/them :neocat_flag_nb:
Masc and fem dual boot on masc hardware :shrek_yell:
Polymorph, frequently defaults to cat. :neocat_floof_cute:

Flirting is okay but I’ll probably reciprocate. :neocat_heart:
Headpats, boops, and cuddles are always okay :neocat_pat_floof:
I am frequently horny on main, boost inappropriate content, or otherwise interact with explicit accounts. :neocat_googly_blep:
Minors, do not interact. :neocat_police:

AuDHD :neocat_googly_shocked:
Doubleshot depresso espresso with anxiety cream :neocat_cofe:
New Zealander living in the US :mike_wazowski:

“Dork” - @Axolotl1
“Dork” - @0x6e6174
“meow :neocat_floof_cute:” - @ellis
“nico is who I pretend to be” - @ghostlyash
“Underwater elephant jumpscare” - @tay
“extremely fucking cute and pretty and pettable” - @freya
“mrow?” - @0x6e6174

“Ghost of Starlight” from a poem(https://mastodon.sdf.org/@Aphelion/115471016148146532) by @Aphelion

Posts auto-delete after 3 months excluding media content, so the memes should stay.
#nobot #noindex #noai #nsfw

✨starlight ghost✨